zeldathemes
Fictional Characters will never let you down (until the author decides to kill them off)
I'd say I'll love you forever
But forever is an awfully long time

miscaitlin:

me: I want a job
*never applies*

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

sceptre:

i dont ignore your snapchats because i hate you, i ignore them because i hate me

humorously:

baracknobama:

its 2014 why doesn’t my hair brush itself

 

heyfunniest:

eye on selenr

heyfunniest:

eye on selenr

kenby:

why u lick me

kenby:

why u lick me

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shouldnt:

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.