Fictional Characters will never let you down (until the author decides to kill them off)
I'd say I'll love you forever
But forever is an awfully long time
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Idea for a two-volume book series:
a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
it’s the theater thug
do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone
i’ve never seen something so accurate
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
Dylan O’Brien accepting Breakthrough Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards